Imagine.

Take a second and imagine a beautiful, wonderful place where the grass is green, where stores and restaraunts are open on sundays. You might be thinking of everywhere on earth besides Utah County. If you want Utah County to be as beautiful as these other places, you'll be smart and vote for prop 6.

#takethepowerback #genius #theideaforthisblogposttookacentury

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Bound.

For a while there i thought i was stuck, bound. I couldn't tell what was holding me back, I didn't even want to admit i was being held back. Being stuck was fun, but it wasn't real. The escape was hard, but the in the end it was definitely worth it.

I thought i was some brilliant brain scientist, a genius, if you will. I was really just some sconer jr, trying to get some extra brownie pounnies.

It's nice being real again. Even if real doesn't make sense.

Wiz is so smart. He's like my role model.

truth

How cute is this?!^

Inspiring.

I was TOTALLY just thinking about this. Sometimes it's like tumblr just reads my mind.

My heart literally melted when i read this. SO original and perfect....

So me right now

Just a little something i drew. I LOVE art.
We all have these people in our lives, don't we?

Direct Order: Grand Slam

"Oh, alex? is that your name?"

"Yes, yes it is."

"Well you sir are about to receive some direct orders."

"That's my job, sir. Not anything unusual about that."

"Oh no no no. Alex....you're so naive."

"YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN A DIRECT ORDER TO......"

"Sir.... just tell me your order. I work at dennys, i serve people food. Can we just get this over with?"

You've been given a direct order to get me a grand slam. Get me a grand slam like this is the last grand slam you'll ever serve. Get me a grand slam like i was a celebrity. Get me a grand slam like i need to be home by curfew. Get me a grand slam like i like my grand slams.

"Sir, i understand you want a grand slam. I'm trying to be patient with you but why are you doing this? And how would you like your eggs? and bacon or sausage?"

Get me a grand slam with some eggs...... sunny side up. Get me a grand slam with two fu**** strips of bacon, and some sausage too. Get me a grand slam. In fact, get me some orange juice too. Get me a grand slam with an orange juice. That's how i like my grand slams. Get me a grand slam like i like my grand slams.

                  Epilogue:

Alex immediately quit his job at denny's (after he served the man his grand slam) to go and chase his dreams because he was so inspired by the strange man who wanted a grand slam. Alex went on to live a great life and do wonderful things that benefitted the world all because the words of "The grand slam man" prompted him to do so.

Inspired by the horrible waiter, alex, at at denny's and all of the over-enthusiastic people in the world.

 

Bricksntape

Bricksntape is a really useful, new creation that combines two of the world's greatest inventions all in one. Bricksntape is essentially a brick, (see example) with duct tape (see example) all over it.

Duct tape

Brick

This concept may be hard to grasp at first, but you'll probably get used to it if you have an I.Q. of more than 12. Bricksntape is going to send this world in a whole new direction. Houses will be going up about 300% faster because you don't need that shiz that holds the bricks together. The duct tape on the outside of the brick makes creating buildings a very quick process. 

Life and that other thing

Hey if you're reading this you're alive so you've made it this far. Congratulations! Try not to die in the middle of reading this because there are better ways to spend your final minutes. Wait no there's not. As far as I'm concerned, this is the greatest piece of writing that the world has ever seen. Why wouldn't it be? I don't know. Do you? Ok its not the greatest BUT you're still reading so i've done my job.

Life. Life is about being your best, being yourself, and writing the greatest piece of writing that has ever been writ by a writer. #Gotdatswag

If you're really concerned about being a good person who lives a great life, you don't need to worry about that other thing. Death? is that what it's called??  You're going to end up in the right place if you focus on living a good life and not worry so much about death because living a good life is going to make death a lot easier.

Bone Talk

My bones and I are starting to agree more and more. I used to worry when my mind would tell my bones what to do when they didn't agree.

Like that fake laugh you give sometimes to be nice. My bones know who's important to me and who's not, my bones know when to be genuine, my bones know when i shouldn't care. I just need to get my head on straight so my mind and bones can cooperate.

My bones know when i'm not acting right. My mind says "keep going, fake it." My bones don't put up with that. They've decided they want to use their time and energy on people who matter. My mind's still thinking about what these things are. I used to think i knew for sure, but finally that feeling in my bones made my head figure out none of it was real. It feels good. I think i have some pretty wise bones. Listen to your bones.