Poem Jealousy

I basically know nothing about famous poets or poetry in general. I usually like poetry it's just not what I usually choose to read. My favorite poem is The Road Not Taken By Robert Frost. My dad read me this poem when I was a kid and it has stuck with me ever since.   The Road Not Taken

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveller, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth.

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same.

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--
I took the one less travelled by,
And that has made all the difference.

This poem talks about how the popular decision isn't always the decision that is right for you. Sometimes you need to go against the grain and do what you want to do. One part I really like is the third stanza because it shows that either way the choice is going to have a big impact on your life because one decision leads to another.

Tribute to past video games

1. Rock Band- still the greatest thing ever

2. Mario Cart- still the greatest thing ever

3. Sonic Adventure- Sonic=Speedy

4. All Zelda games

5. Super Monkey Ball 2

6. Godzilla Destroy All Monsters

7. Morrowind

8. Star Wars Battlefront 2

9. Super Smash

10. Mary-Kate and Ashley: Magical Mystery Mall

^jk that is the worst game ever made^

real 10. Toy Commander

Dialogue

Me talking to Macklemore, the tightest of all rappers.

Macklemore- "I've only got twenty dollars in my pocket"
Bob- "That's cool, Macklemore"
"$h!t, this is only 99 cents!"
"Wow I really hope you don't write a song about our trip to the D.I., that would be horrible."
"Bag it, coppin' it, washin' it, 'bout to go and get some compliments"
"What are you even saying?"
"I'ma take your grandpa's style, I'ma take your grandpa's style, no for real - ask your grandpa - can I have his hand-me-downs"
"Sure I don't care. Do you always talk like this?"
"I wear your granddads clothes, I look incredible."
"My granddad would never wear a coat that massive."

This is pretty much how Macklemore made the song Thrift Shop. It's wayyy genius and great.

Newspaper Blackout

Love the
business
the conflict
recognize potential
desire experience
pursue production

money attempts
to fix it
but has a
hard time
consider a certain
level of seriousness
just go through
the motions
the love of money
is a virtue

How to pretty boy swag

1. Get a hat. Stores have them.
2. Smell good. Girls always love axe body spray.
3. Wear whatever you need to wear in order to look cool. Hollister and American Eagle are always the

. But if you want more of that toddler swag go with aeropostale.

4. Learn how to dance. Or learn how to look tight at dance parties without dancing

Here's one example.

Gotta practice your moves.

5. Wear ray bans. Wear ray bans with beanies or a hat to increase swagger

Oh yeah.

6. Now get out there and get chicks.

How to eat a light spin salad

Light spin salad

^Gotta watch^

Rememberz

I remember when i got the training wheels off my bike. I remember having braces. I remember when halloweens seemed more halloweeny. I remember building forts. I remember when the killers and fall out boy were cool.

I remember getting ten teeth pulled cause mine wouldn't come out. I remember bionicles and sonic the hedgehog. I remember running home from friends houses because i didn't like being outside alone. I remember a lot of what I want to forget.

Ahh man, what a speedster